Warlocks

When Melvyn Howland posted Professor Scrivener’s translation of the Magicks of the Witch of Endor to UndearthArcana.com and Reddit, people around the world started making their own Pacts with the Devil.

Name: Augustin Kudrna
Sex: Male
Age: 32
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Dark Brown
Description:
Background: From Zagreb, Croatia
Family:
First Wish: Every married woman will desire me and let me fuck them.
Second Wish: Husband will not care when I fuck their wives
Third Wish: Every woman I fuck will conceive a child if possible
First Appearance: Chapter 34

Name: Lennox MacCrumb
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Eyes: Green
Hair: Red, dyed black
Description: A fat man
Background: Comic book fan who always dreamed of being a superhero and now fights crime in Glasgow, Scotland as Superman.
Family:
First Wish: To be Invulnerable just like Superman
Second Wish: To Fly just like Superman
Third Wish: To have Heat Vision just like superman
First Appearance: Chapter 34

Name: Kurt Bronson
Sex: Male
Age: 17 (in flashback)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black, mohawk
Piercings: Silver ring on lip
Description:
Background: Founder, lead singer of Satan’s Silvered Tongue. Warlock that made Tiffany a Thrall. He was particurally cruel, killing many and enjoyed inflicting pain. Exorcised by Karen and is serving multiple life sentences.
Family:
First Wish: Everyone who hears Satan’s Silvered Tongue thinks its the best music ever.
Second Wish: Women who hear Satan’s Silvered Tongue will get a horny and throw their panties on stage
Third Wish: People have to do what I tell them.
First Appearance: Chapter 15

Name: Marcus Arthursson
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black, long
Description:
Background: Drop out from college, pre-med, living in St. Paul, Minnesota. Calls himself Doctor Arthursson after his Pact.
Family:
First Wish: People have to obey my commands
Second Wish: The ability to reshape women’s body, usually to his ideal woman (blonde, blue eyes, big-tits, tan skin)
Third Wish: A huge cock.
First Appearance: Chapter 34

Name: Marissa Beckett
Sex: Female
Age: 42 (appears 21)
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Auburn
Breasts: C Cup
Pussy: Trimmed
Piercings: None
Description: (After Wish) Plump ass, perky tits, bedroom eyes
Background: Recently seperated from her husband, Steven, who cheated on her with a woman named Iris.
Family: Steven (estranged husband), Lily (daughter), Steve (son)
First Wish: For Steven’s cock to never get hard again
Second Wish: For the whore (Iris) to have the worst case of Gonorrhea
Third Wish: To regain the body I had at 21 forever
First Appearance: Chapter 34

Name: Scotty Adams
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Light brown, shaggy
Description: Average in every way
Background: From Paris, Texas. Recently paroled felon. At 19, while working as a janitor at Paris High School, he drilled a peephole into the girl’s lockeroom. Spent three years in prison. At 27, he was caught taking upskirt photo’s of girls with a camera in his shoe at the local mall. Served a year-and-a-half in prison and is on parole for another year-and-a-half. Main Character of Ghost of Paris.
Family: Mitchel Craig (parole officer)
First Wish: To be able to turn invisible when I wish
Second Wish: For women to not freak out but to enjoy my molestations while I am invisible
Third Wish: To never suffer the effects of exposure while invisible
First Appearance: Chapter 34

Name: Simon Artebury
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Sandy-blonde
Description: Tubby
Background: From Townsend, Maryland. From his apartment balcony, he can watch the local high school cheerleaders practice. Posts of UnearthedArcana.com as attaboy-simon and was the first person to make a Pact with Lucifer from the posting on the internet. Awaiting trial for kidnapping and the multiple rape of minors
Family:
First Wish: For the Townsend High School Varsity Cheerleaders to be his willing sex slaves.
Second Wish: To have the sexual stamina to fuck the all.
Third Wish: To have a billion dollars
First Appearance: Chapter 34

Name: Susanne Beck
Sex: Female
Age: 17 (When she made Karen her Thrall)
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Black, straight
Breasts: B Cup
Pussy: Bushy
Piercings:
Description: A plain teenage girl
Background: A lesbian who was ignored by most people. Made Karen her Thrall at Homecomming
Family: Karen (Thrall)
First Wish: People will obey my commands
Second Wish: To be beautiful
Third Wish: For me and my loves to stay young and beautiful forever
First Appearance: Chapter 9

Name: Yoshida Emi
Sex: Female
Age: 15
Eyes: Dark
Hair: Black, long
Breasts: A Cup
Pussy: Bushy
Piercings: None
Description: A plain, Japanese girl
Background: A High School student at Yamamura High School, Tokyo, Japan. Constantly bullied
Family:
First Wish: The ability to kill anyone by writing their name in a notebook. Inspired by the Anime Death Note.
Second Wish: None
Third Wish: None
First Appearance: Chapter 34